i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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