dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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