she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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