You really coming over, don't trick.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
