So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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