Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Alive.
So much puke
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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