Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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