He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he thought i was a dude.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
my liver is dry heaving
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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