gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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