Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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