that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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