i already hear my dad disowning me
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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