Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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