Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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