Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
she smelled like a LAN party
im holly from the hills drunk
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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