Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Randomize
