Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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