You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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