and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
why is half of my head shaved?
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