a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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