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Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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