I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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