It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
whose ass print is on the piano?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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