It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I cockslap morals
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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