plz talk dirty to me
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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