he wants to bone in the snuggie
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
