Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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