just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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