She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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