it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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