And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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