I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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