The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She said her name was "party"
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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