i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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