It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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