I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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