what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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