i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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