we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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