the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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