Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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