3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I wanna bring you to show and tell
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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