we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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