real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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