Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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