on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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