jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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