we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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