Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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