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(520): View more from Arizona

Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday

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(856): View more from New Jersey

So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.

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(325): View more from Texas

Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.

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(417): View more from Missouri

That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again

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(732): View more from New Jersey

The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?

(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...

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(804): View more from Virginia

I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.

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