That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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